Drabble request post #4

Final one, for merry_cat, who's birthday I think it is today? Happy happy, then, if it is! She wanted Buffy/Lorne/Spike. I hope this suffices. I'm in a cynical mood today, so pardon my slight snarkitude in this one. ;P


Happily Ever After?

“You’re kidding. That’s our future together?”

“In all its Technicolor glory. Wedded bliss, cozy cottage for two until baby makes three, maybe four--that could be a dog--it’s a little fuzzy.” Lorne snorted. “Hah! Fuzzy! Dog. Fuzzy...”

Buffy and Spike stared in stunned silence.

“You’d rather have the usual pain and despair?” Lorne frowned.

“Yes! No! But, we have this complicated love-hate thing!” Buffy protested.

“Yeah! Rough, angry sex! Punching and scratching!”

“Nope. Sugar-coated happiness is all I see.”

“No scratching?”

“Well, maybe the dog.” Lorne chuckled.

“And some punching,” he added, after Spike’s fist connected with his jaw.