Drabble post #8
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Ah, the last of the drabble requests! This one is for
clayin, who asked for Xander interacting with "Ripper" Giles. This one was fun, as I loooooove Giles when he's cold and scary and ::shudder:: eeeee! Giles/Dawn and Xander/Spike implied, Rated R, post series, 300 words. Xander finds out that Giles and Dawn are a couple, and he is not best pleased...
“Giles, how could you? She’s just a kid!” Xander growled.
“Dawn’s eighteen, Xander. She’s a young woman highly capable of making her own decisions. She’s more mature in mind and spirit than most girls her age or older.” Giles replied.
Xander shook his head in disgust. “But she’s like your daughter! It’s just wrong and unnatural and sick! After all these years I’ve known you, I never dreamed you were such a pervert.” Xander looked as if he was about to punch him.
“Oh yes Spike, I need you to fuck me, fuck me so hard.” Giles said coolly.
Xander blanched. “W-what did you say?”
Giles slowly approached him. “Oh, didn’t I tell you? I’ve been using the Council library late nights this week. Since Dawn has been away I’ve had difficulty sleeping. But what do you think I stumbled upon several times during my studies?”
Giles was now nose to nose with him. His eyes dared Xander to answer. Xander just squeaked.
“You and a particular vampire, a vampire whom you claim to despise, by the way, engaging in sexual acts that many in this society would deem sick and unnatural between humans; but between demons and humans, some would revile them most fervently. You’ve been doing very naughty things in the library—not to mention extremely enthusiastic and terribly noisy things. Really, Xander, you must remember to keep your voices low in the library.”
Xander shuddered at the fierce look in those cold green eyes.
“What you and Spike do is your own affair, I respect that. But I must insist that you bestow the same respect to me and Dawn. If you dare come between us, you will regret it.”
Xander nodded.
“Good. I’m glad that’s settled. Would you like a cup of tea?” Giles asked cheerfully.
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“Giles, how could you? She’s just a kid!” Xander growled.
“Dawn’s eighteen, Xander. She’s a young woman highly capable of making her own decisions. She’s more mature in mind and spirit than most girls her age or older.” Giles replied.
Xander shook his head in disgust. “But she’s like your daughter! It’s just wrong and unnatural and sick! After all these years I’ve known you, I never dreamed you were such a pervert.” Xander looked as if he was about to punch him.
“Oh yes Spike, I need you to fuck me, fuck me so hard.” Giles said coolly.
Xander blanched. “W-what did you say?”
Giles slowly approached him. “Oh, didn’t I tell you? I’ve been using the Council library late nights this week. Since Dawn has been away I’ve had difficulty sleeping. But what do you think I stumbled upon several times during my studies?”
Giles was now nose to nose with him. His eyes dared Xander to answer. Xander just squeaked.
“You and a particular vampire, a vampire whom you claim to despise, by the way, engaging in sexual acts that many in this society would deem sick and unnatural between humans; but between demons and humans, some would revile them most fervently. You’ve been doing very naughty things in the library—not to mention extremely enthusiastic and terribly noisy things. Really, Xander, you must remember to keep your voices low in the library.”
Xander shuddered at the fierce look in those cold green eyes.
“What you and Spike do is your own affair, I respect that. But I must insist that you bestow the same respect to me and Dawn. If you dare come between us, you will regret it.”
Xander nodded.
“Good. I’m glad that’s settled. Would you like a cup of tea?” Giles asked cheerfully.
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Date: 2006-05-04 07:01 pm (UTC)*giggles at Xander being all shocked and horrified and embarrassed*
Giles totally pwns in this round! XD
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Date: 2006-05-04 10:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-04 08:16 pm (UTC)Damn. I would be scared too.
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Date: 2006-05-05 03:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-17 04:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-03 06:10 pm (UTC)Love slightly threatening Giles though.